| Fun SMS |
Can v do romance in the evening today ?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
" MOSQUITO " |
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... |
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the hell is my roof |
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! |
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom |
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on |
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again |
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! |
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! |
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth |
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law". |
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested |
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. |
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master |
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy. |
I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-) |
When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition |
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